That’s What Friends Are For

That’s What Friends Are For

Finalist, Marilyn Hall Awards, Beverly Hills Theatre Guild, 2003.

If you didn’t know Scott, you’d think he was a bully. He was big, with a loud voice, and he liked to argue and pound one fist into the other. But he wasn’t really like that. He hated to play football. He hated violence. And Scott and Gary were best friends.

Scott liked playing chess at lunchtime, and Gary, who was small and easily preyed upon by practical jokesters, liked the protection that the husky boy represented. But soon he was learning to appreciate other things about his friend. His way of watching people and understanding them, for instance. His passion for science. The way he wasn’t any better coordinated or more athletic than Gary.

The boys have a great summer. They share an Honors Science project, studying fruit flies. But then Scott falls ill, and Gary discovers he’s dying. Bewildered by the changes in his friend, pressured by the need to keep his terrible secret, Gary finds the friendship tearing him apart. And when the end comes for Scott, Gary must attend the funeral.

This is not a story of death but a story of life—of the life of two boys and the memorial one erects for the other. In the boy who grows up—and in the one who will never grow up—all of us will see some of ourselves.

Santa’s Tale

Santa’s Tale

Santa’s Tale is the story of how an ambitious elf tries to take over the North Pole, and Santa, with the help of his sidekick Blitzen and a little girl named Molly, rallies to restore the spirit of Christmas. 

As the play opens, Floyd, the new head elf, confronts Santa with customer research showing that Christmas is losing market share to Thanksgiving, Halloween, and especially to the ruthless Easter Bunny. On advice from consultants, Floyd announces that he is bringing Christmas into the twenty-first century. Santa will get a makeover, and Christmas presents, instead of being delivered on Christmas eve, will be ordered at a website, Ho-ho-ho.com. Floyd has decided to run a beta test with an eleven-year-old girl named Molly.

Santa goes for help to his trusted sidekick, Blitzen the reindeer, and together they work to restore Christmas, delivering a teddy bear to Molly and good cheer to children around the world.

Sammy Carducci’s Guide to Women

Sammy Carducci’s Guide to Women

Published by Dramatic Publishing, 1995.

Excerpted in Childsplay, Kerry Muir, ed., Limelight Editions, 1995.

Sammy Carducci has a style all his own. He wears suits to school every day—with sneakers. And he’s sure that he is the foremost authority on women. After all, he learned everything he knows from his handsome older brother. Then Sammy meets gorgeous Becky Davidson. Becky looks more like a high school sophomore than a sixth grader, and the older guys are already asking her out. Does Sammy have what it takes to win her heart?